After a freak accident involving radioactive chili, experimental probiotics, and a lightning strike at the Taco Bell headquarters, an ordinary individual was transformed into humanity's most... unique defender. Now, armed with powers beyond comprehension (and beyond description), ShartƎrDudƎ patrols the streets, ensuring that justice is served — preferably with extra fiber.

Field reports further indicate subject has developed an unprecedented ability to cultivate drain corn at will — growing tactical biological agents harvested from sink drains of suspect moral character. Most recently, subject was clocked at Mach 3 on a southeast heading, accurate target acquisition and hypersonic sibling irrigation from an altitude of 200 feet somewhere over Dorchester County. Destination: Charleston. Motive: unclear. Accuracy: 100%.

"With great power comes great responsibility... and a really good plunger."